By William Shakespeare
[Enter CINNA the poet] CINNA THE POET: I dreamt to-night that I did feast with Caesar, And things unlucky charge my fantasy: I have no will to wander forth of doors, Yet something leads me forth. [Enter Citizens] First Citizen: What is your name? Second Citizen: Whither are you going? Third Citizen: Where do you dwell? Fourth Citizen: Are you a married man or a bachelor? Second Citizen: Answer every man directly. First Citizen: Ay, and briefly. Fourth Citizen: Ay, and wisely. Third Citizen: Ay, and truly, you were best. CINNA THE POET: What is my name? Whither am I going? Where do I dwell? Am I a married man or a bachelor? Then, to answer every man directly and briefly, wisely and truly: wisely I say, I am a bachelor. Second Citizen: That's as much as to say, they are fools that marry: you'll bear me a bang for that, I fear. Proceed; directly. CINNA THE POET: Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral. First Citizen: As a friend or an enemy? CINNA THE POET: As a friend. Second Citizen: That matter is answered directly. Fourth Citizen: For your dwelling,--briefly. CINNA THE POET: Briefly, I dwell by the Capitol. Third Citizen: Your name, sir, truly. CINNA THE POET: Truly, my name is Cinna. First Citizen: Tear him to pieces; he's a conspirator. CINNA THE POET: I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna the poet. Fourth Citizen: Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad verses. CINNA THE POET: I am not Cinna the conspirator. Fourth Citizen: It is no matter, his name's Cinna; pluck but his name out of his heart, and turn him going. Third Citizen: Tear him, tear him! Come, brands ho! fire-brands: to Brutus', to Cassius'; burn all: some to Decius' house, and some to Casca's; some to Ligarius': away, go! [Exeunt]