By William Shakespeare
Hall in Capulet's house. [Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, Nurse, and two Servingmen] CAPULET: So many guests invite as here are writ. [Exit First Servant] Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks. Second Servant: You shall have none ill, sir; for I'll try if they can lick their fingers. CAPULET: How canst thou try them so? Second Servant: Marry, sir, 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers: therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me. CAPULET: Go, be gone. [Exit Second Servant] We shall be much unfurnished for this time. What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence? Nurse: Ay, forsooth. CAPULET: Well, he may chance to do some good on her: A peevish self-will'd harlotry it is. Nurse: See where she comes from shrift with merry look. [Enter JULIET] CAPULET: How now, my headstrong! where have you been gadding? JULIET: Where I have learn'd me to repent the sin Of disobedient opposition To you and your behests, and am enjoin'd By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here, And beg your pardon: pardon, I beseech you! Henceforward I am ever ruled by you. CAPULET: Send for the county; go tell him of this: I'll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning. JULIET: I met the youthful lord at Laurence' cell; And gave him what becomed love I might, Not step o'er the bounds of modesty. CAPULET: Why, I am glad on't; this is well: stand up: This is as't should be. Let me see the county; Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither. Now, afore God! this reverend holy friar, Our whole city is much bound to him. JULIET: Nurse, will you go with me into my closet, To help me sort such needful ornaments As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow? LADY CAPULET: No, not till Thursday; there is time enough. CAPULET: Go, nurse, go with her: we'll to church to-morrow. [Exeunt JULIET and Nurse] LADY CAPULET: We shall be short in our provision: 'Tis now near night. CAPULET: Tush, I will stir about, And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife: Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her; I'll not to bed to-night; let me alone; I'll play the housewife for this once. What, ho! They are all forth. Well, I will walk myself To County Paris, to prepare him up Against to-morrow: my heart is wondrous light, Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim'd. [Exeunt]